Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I don't think I review enough Disney live action movies. It took me a while to find a good one, but I finally found a winner. So here is the classic Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

The movie starts with a boy named Nick (Robert Oliveri) and his sister Amy (Amy O'Neil) who's father Wayne (Rick Moranis) is working on a machine that makes stuff smaller. But all it is able to do right now is blow things up. Meanwhile their neighbors the Thompson's are going on a fishing trip. Ron Thompson (Jared Rushton) knocks a baseball through the window where the invention is which messes with the circuits and somehow. Ron's brother Russ (Thomas Brown) makes him go to their house to get the ball. But they all stand in the path of the shrink ray and they end up getting shrunk. Just then Wayne decides to sweep the floor and they all end up in the trash bag. They escape the bag only to find themselves on the other side of the backyard and now they have to get to the house.




They come up with the idea of calling their dog but they attract a bunch of bees and they get separated.Wayne figures out what happened walks around on stilts but accidentally ends up activating the sprinklers which to the kids is like a huge flood. The sprinklers stops and the kids find an ant and they decide to ride him to get home faster. Wayne is now using a machine to suspend himself above the grass to avoid crushing the kids and all his neighbours are giving him weird looks.The kids decide to spend the night inside of a Lego brick. In the morning Wayne tells his wife what happened and now they are both using the hovering rig to look through the grass. Meanwhile the kids are                                                                                                 attacked by a scorpion.

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The Ant defeats the scorpion and they see that the dog is now in the lawn. They ride the dog into the house and Nick lands into Wayne's cereal. Wayne sees him before he eats Nick and he takes them  up to his lab to fix them. The neighbours decide that he should test it on them first to make sure that it won't blow the children into tiny pieces. The machine works and the kids are returned to normal. The shrink ray is finally perfected and becomes a great scientific device. The End.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is a great movie. The effects actually hold up really well especially seeing as it was made in 1989. In fact I would even say these effects are better than some CGI in movies I have seen. The acting is really good and some of them give really funny performances. So Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is an excellent family film I recommend.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Roald Dahl books always seem to get movie adaptations. From Matilda, to The Witches, to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. So making a movie out of Fantastic Mr. Fox seemed like a natural move. So let's get started in my review of Fantastic Mr. Fox.

The film opens in what I am assuming is somewhere in North America in the year......something, where we see Mr. Fox (George Clooney) and Mrs. Fox (Meryl Streep) walking home but Mr. Fox decides to take a short cut home through a local bird farm where he steals some birds but they end up getting trapped. Cut to two years later (twelve fox years) where we see they escaped the trap and they have a son named Ash (Jason Schwartzman). Mr. Fox has given up bird stealing and has started writing a newspaper column. He is also in the market for a new house. He is looking at a big tree on a hill as his new home where he meats the building super Kylie the opossum (Wallace Wolodarsky). Mr. Fox consults his lawyer, Badger (Bill Murray), who says that the house is located right next to the farms of three of the most dangerous farmers, Walter Boggis (Robin Hurlstone), Nathan Bunce (Hugo Guinness), and Franklin Bean (Michael Gambon) Despite this Fox goes ahead and buys the house. Mean while Fox's nephew Kristofferson (Eric Chase Anderson) comes to visit them.



Now that they have moved near three of the most dangerous farmers Mr. Fox wants to get back in the business of stealing from farmers with the help of Kylie. First they break into Boggis' chicken farm and steal several chickens, then they break into Bunce's goose farm, and finally Bean's apple cider cellar. The farmers catch on to what's going on and they decide to shoot Mr. Fox. They only end up shooting off his tail and then they decide to buy some construction equipment and dig up the tree. The Fox Family dig an escape tunnel and hide out underground. It turns out that the construction equipment drove a lot of animals underground as well but Fox comes up with a plan. They tunnel their way to a flint mine to hide out in, but on the way they steal all the food from the three farms. When the farmers find out that they're farms have been robbed again, they get really mad and come up with a new plan. Meanwhile Ash and Kristofferson try to steal Mr.Fox's tail back but they find out that it isn't in the house and that Bean is wearing it as a tie so they try to escape but Kristofferson is captured.

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Mr. Fox comes up with a rescue plan. First he writes the farmers a note saying that we will surrender himself if they give back Kristofferson. But it turns out he sets up a trap where the other animals throw flaming pine cones at the farmers to create a distraction while Fox, Kylie, and Ash steal a motorcycle and head to where Kristofferson is being held. They break in only to be confronted by a rabbid beagle which Mr. Fox distracts while Ash tries to break Kristofferson out. The farmers catch up only to be chased away by their own beagle. They Fox Family along with the rest of the animals now live in the sewer and they have plenty of food due to a secret entrance under a super market. The End.

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This is a great movie. The animation is pretty good and it has some of the best stop motion water. The actors all seem to be good in their parts and it is a very funny movie. So all in all I do recommend this movie. See you next time.

Shorts Package: The Pink Panther

It's seems like it has been a while since I did one of these so I guess I will do another one. I will be looking at shorts starring The Pink Panther.



We Give Pink Stamps
The Pink Panther is living in a mall when he sees a janitor and tries to hide from him. The janitor sees glimpses of him making him more and more paranoid. The funniest part of this episode is the janitor's growing paranoia. There is also kind of a funny twist at the end involving a tiger rug but I won't give it away. On to the next episode.











The Pink Pill
The Pink Panther gets sent to the hospital after a mannequin falls on top of him. He ironically ends up getting more injured while he is there. One of the best parts is where he falls out of a window while a nurse is checking his blood pressure (I won't say how but it is in a very funny way).









Pink Blue Plate
The Pink Panther gets a job working at a diner next to a construction site. He keeps messing up orders which makes one construction worker as well as his boss angrier and angrier. It all builds up to a very funny ending after Pink ends up throwing a blueberry pie in the construction workers face.










The Pink Panther is a very funny show and you should definitely go and check it out if you want a good laugh. See you next week for another new review