In the opening credits we start in the cartoon but then go into live action where we see Mr.Magoo (Leslie Nielsen) who is CEO of a canned vegetable company (no comment). Magoo is funding an exhibition for a valuable ruby. But Magoo ruins everything when he mistakes an electrical wire for a ribbon he was supposed to cut but cuts the wire. Now in a cartoon it would be funny but this is terrifying. Let's move on from that "joke". So Magoo get trapped in a sarcophagus thinking it's a phone booth. Later that night two thieves named Bob Morgan (Nick Chinlund) and Luanne LeSeur (Kelly Lynch) break into the museum to steal the ruby and they partake in a stunt that is comprised of cartoon sound effects. I am serious: almost every stunt in this film has annoying cartoon sound effects but it's most obvious in this stunt. Now where was I? During the stunt they let Magoo out of the sarcophagus. But they manage to steal the ruby.
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So they have Magoo pose as a gangster called Ortega Peru . Why Magoo? He is kind of a klutz and constantly proves to be a danger. So anyway Magoo gets to the auction which for some reason is held in a swimming pool. Bob's boss Austin Cloquet (Malcolm McDowell) is auctioning off the ruby but Magoo's tattoo rubs off in the pool water. But then Luanne comes in and steal's the ruby and we get another chase scene which ends in Mr.Magoo and Waldo losing Luanne and Bob getting arrested by agents Gustav and Chuck. So Waldo and Magoo figure out that Luanne is selling the ruby to the real Ortega Peru (Miguel Ferrer) in Brazil. So they go to Ortega's mansion and Magoo mistakes a monkey for a little girl. Why? The writers thought it was funny. Luanne sells the ruby to Ortega. Waldo is captured and Magoo knocks out Ortega's girlfriend (Monique Rusu) and steals a wedding dress. He is lead to the wedding and he steals the ruby from Ortega. Magoo frees Waldo. Eventualy Magoo gets Luanne arrested but magoo goes over a waterfall but he uses his raft as a parachute. So we have Leslie Nielsen wearing a wedding dress going over a waterfall...no the giant eggplant car chase is still a stranger movie visual. Back to the film. So the movie ends with the Ruby returned to the museum and the movie reverting to the cartoon and then we get a disclaimer saying that they did not wish to insult nearsighted or blind people. The End
What did i think of the movie. It is bad. I mean not one of the worst movies of all time but still bad. Most of the jokes don't work and a lot of the stunts have annoying cartoon sound effects. Also we never see Magoo at his work (except for in the opening credits). But some jokes are funny (depending on your style of comedy) and the stunts in this movie are cool (the one without the cartoon sound effects that is). I only recommend this movie if you are curious for whats in store.
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