Top Ten Worst Villain Songs

Something I have noticed in musicals is that usually the movie villains are given the best songs. But that's not always the case. Sometimes they have horrible songs, so I am counting them down. The rules are: it has to be a musical number sung by the villain of the movie that I find bad.


10 Lets Talk About Me from The Muppets
Nothing to kick off this list like a bad rap song. Under normal circumstances I would put this song at number one. But this song is meant to be bad (I hope). Do I really have to say why this song is bad?





9 Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo from Home on the Range
The song itself is kind of catchy. But it totally ruins the image of the villain. He is built up to be intimidating and mysterious but when we first see him...he is a yodeling cowboy...I can't take that seriously.




8 Fidelity Fiduciary Bank from Mary Poppins
Like Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo this one is hard to take seriously. I just can't really be intimidated by some banker trying to steal money from a little kid.




7 I Want It Now from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
This song is sung by Veruca Salt, a very bratty little girl. This song is bad for two reasons: first of all, it makes no sense because none of the other kids get a song and secondly nothing is intimidating about a little girl demanding stuff.


6 Pretty Bird from Rio
 You know how I said that Lets Talk About me is a bad rap song? Well this is even worse...no wait it's not...but still pretty bad. Also the lyrics make no sense.




5 How Bad Can I Be from The Lorax (2012)
What's worse then a bad rap song? A bad pop song. It sounds like the composer was trying to be cool and modern but it fails on so many levels.



4 Ruber from Quest for Camelot
Ruber is kind of just talking with the music in the background, which sometimes works but not in this case. Actually, it sounds like he is making it up on the spot.



3 Money is Such a Beautiful Word from Tom and Jerry the Movie
This song is just generic and boring the whole way through. Also villains who are motivated by greed seem to be the weakest type of villains.







2 Just Say Yes from The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy To The Rescue
Like Money is Such a Beautiful Word this song is just bland. I really don't hear a rhythm to the song at all. Also there is a weird interlude where they are in Candyland....




1 Chu-Chi Face from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
I honestly don't know what say about this song. It is just awful. It doesn't even sound like a villain song. So it shouldn't even be on the list. But it is for one reason: the two people singing the song are trying to kill each other. Honestly the song speaks for it's self.










Well this has been my top ten worst villain songs. I hope you like it. Now if you excuse me I am going to listen to some actual good music.

MR.BIRDMAN

Rio Lobo

Hello, today I feel like reviewing a western. By the way before I start I want to tell you something weird  about this. On the DVD disk I rented, it says the rating is G, but right next to that is a stamp that says PG and the DVD cover also said PG. But when I was looking for the poster online it said for mature audiences. So really I have no idea what this movie is rated. But enough rambling time to start.

 The movie starts in The Civil War. We see a bunch of gold being transported by Lt. Ned Forsythe (Peter Jason) and some other soldiers to Col. Cord McNally (John Wayne). But the train is ambushed by Confederate Soldiers lead by Capt. Pierre Cordona (Jorge Rivero) and Sgt. Tuscarora Phillips (Christopher Mitchum). They set a trap involving grease, hornets, and rope. The Confederates steal the gold and go their separate ways. Cord chases after them and gets captured. Cord realizes that the reason the ambush was successful is because a traitor sold The Confederates the information. Pierre has a plan using Cord as bait but it back fires and ends up getting him and Tuscarora captured.

When the war is over Cord visits them as they are being released. Cord asks them who sold the information. They say they don't know the name so they describe them. One was a tall man with dark hair; the other is a smaller man with pale skin and white hair. Cord returns to his home in Blackthorne Texas. He talks to the sheriff Pat (Bill Williams). But then a woman named Shasta Delaney (Jennifer O,Niel) reports a murder in the town of Rio Lobo. But Pat says there is nothing he can do. Later several people from Rio Lobo com into town. The leader named Whitey Carter (Roger Donner) says that he wants to arrest Shasta. But Shasta says that he is the murderer. There is a shootout and Cord, Pierre, and Shasta defeat the gang. Pierre tells Cord that Whitey is one of the men that sold him the information. So Cord, Pierre, and Shasta set out to Rio Lobo. When they get there they stay with Pierre's friend Maria Carmen (Susana Dosamantes). Meanwhile the corrupt Sheriff Tom Hendricks (Mike Henry) and his right hand man Ketchup Ketcham (Victor French) arrest Tuscarora for no reason and are going to kill him if he doesn't give him the deed to his father's farm. So Cord comes up with a plan.


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Cord get's help from Maria,s friend Amelina (Sherry Lansing) and Tuscarora's father Phillips (Jack Elam). They make it out to Phillips' ranch and they hatch a plan. They hold Ketchup Ketcham hostage so they can trade him for Tuscarora. They capture Ketchup Ketcham who Pierre recognizes as the other man who sold him the information. The next day after holding Ketcham hostage in the jail,they decide to trade Tuscarora and Ketcham. But when Sheriff Hendricks finds out that Ketchup Ketcham already singed all the deeds, Hendricks double crosses him. Amelina defeats Hendricks with the help of Cord. The End.


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This movie is pretty good. The train robbery at the beginning is cool and the shootouts are fun to watch. Also the character of Phillips is really funny. But when it's not exciting or funny it does get really boring. I also feel that some of the characters like Amelina are underdeveloped. Overall it's not John Wayne or Howard Hawks best film but it is still very enjoyable.

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By the way my bother drew this cartoon.

Shorts Package: TIFF Shorts

Hello here is a new thing I am doing called Shorts Package. It is where I review three shorts. Sorry about starting all these new series on my blog: you guys probably think I'm crazy, I think I'm crazy, the world thinks I'm crazy. AAAARG!!!!

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Sorry about that. Anyway this time I am reviewing shorts playing at the TIFF Kids International Film Festival (April 8 to 21) at TIFF Bell Lightbox. Time for the first short.

Wallpaper: A man moves into a new house and he discovers the history of the house through layers of wallpaper.  It has a nice fantastical feel to it and the animation is pretty good too. It is simple in a very charming and creative way.






Transfolding: Paper dances around, moves, and makes pictures. That is mainly what happens in Transfolding. It is very beautiful and entrancing. But if you have a short attention span you may not want to watch paper dance for seven minutes. Other than that, this is very good.


The Numberlys: We are in a time before the alphabet and there are only numbers. After a hard day in the number factory, numbers 1 2 3 4 and 5 decide they are bored of only numbers, so they make letters. It is sort of like a cross between a Dr. Seuss book, a Looney Tunes cartoon, and a little bit of a Three Stooges comedy. Out of all the shorts I have reviewed in this post, this one is my favorite.









This has been my Shorts Package. Thanks for reading. I hope you like it. See you all next time. Goodbye.

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Film Talk: Is Traditional Animation Dead

Hello welcome to a new part of my blog I like to call Film Talk. It is where I discus and debate about movies. I may only do it every once and a while or I may never do it again. Today's topic is: "Is traditional animation dead?" Let us begin.

My Opinion on Animation: I like animation. It can take you to all sots of places but it is expensive to draw. I think that computer animation is nice but is only good for animating non-human things. Like say bugs or monsters. When it animates humans it does tend to look very plastic. Good examples are the early Shrek movies or Hoodwinked. The technology has gotten better so it does look less plastic. But I think even as flat as traditional animation is it does come off as more three dimensional.




Foreign Films: There aren't that many traditionally animated movies in North America. But in other country's there are a lot of traditionally animated movies like AninA and The Triplets of Belleville. But the question is, will computer animation take over there as well? My answer is maybe, it doesn't seem to be going away. However there are a fair share of foreign computer animated films. So the only solid answer I can come up with is maybe.




Was Traditional Animation Just a Phase in the Industry: Maybe it was just something like silent films that was popular for a decent amount of time but was gradually replaced. However with silent films you are missing one of the five senses. So I don't think traditional animation was a phase; it is still alive in TV shows.



 Is Computer Animation Just a Phase in the Industry: Most fans of traditional animation will say yes. But even as an animation fan I will say no. Because some people thought that talking pictures would just be a fad and now almost every single movie coming out has sound. So it seems that computer animation is here to stay for now.






 Will It Make a Comeback: Probably not. Nowadays computer animated film seem to bring in more money. So most animated films are computer animated. So un
til some studio executive says "I want to make a traditionally animated film" we aren't going to get one. But things do make comebacks like handlebar mustaches. So maybe it will make a comeback but most likely no.

Conclusion: So really I have no idea if traditional animation is dead or not. It is mostly looking like it is. But foreign films and TV shows are keeping it alive. Honestly it looks like traditional animation is finished. But you can draw your own conclusion. This has been Film Talk.

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AninA

Over the next several weeks I will be reviewing films premiering at KIDS TIFF (April 9 to 21) playing at the TIFF Bell Lightbox Theater. I'd like to thank the organizers at TIFF for giving me the opportunity to advance screen some of their movies. For my first movie I shall be reviewing AninA. It is based on the book Anina Yatay Salas by Sergio López Suárez.






The movie starts with a girl named Anina Yatay Salas (Federica Lacaño) going to school. All the kids at her school make fun of her because all three of her names are palindromes (words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards). At school Anina gets in a fight with another girl named Yisel (Lucía Parrilla). They both get in big trouble. The next day Anina and her father (César Troncoso) go to the principle's office. The principle (Cristina Morán) gives Anina and Yisel a weird punishment. She gives them each an envelope and tells them not to open it until one week has passed.

At first she is very curious about what is inside the envelope. But she doesn't want to get in trouble so she tries to open Yisel's envelope. Unfortunately she can't get close enough to Yisel so she gives up. When she get's home Anina's neighbors give her mother (María Mendive) a book on discipline, but Anina's mother rejects it. The teacher in Anina's class gives Anina and Yisel the job of taking inventory of the first aid kit. When Yisel leaves to find a teacher Anina looks in Yisel's backpack for the envelope. Instead she finds a bunch of postcards from Australia.






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It is the day before she can open the envelope. Anina finds more about the postcards from Australia. Apparently, Yisel's father works in Australia and he always sends her postcards. That night Anina has a nightmare about the envelope and that it gets opened. When she wakes up it turns out that she opened the envelope in her sleep. Not only that, but the envelope is empty. She goes to school and presents it to the principle.But she is not mad at her. She said that she did this so she would become better friends with Yisel. She also tells Anina and Yisel to put a gift in the envelope and give it to the other. Anina lives a happier life with new friends. The End.




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AninA is a very good movie. It has very relatable characters and a good moral. Anina also has these little fantasies like imagining that she is a drop of oil. In fact, it kind of reminds me of Calvin's fantasies in Calvin and Hobbs. But the best aspect is the animation. It has a very stylized look to it. That looks flat but very three dimensional. Also something interesting that I found is that when Anina has a flashback the style of animation changes. I could go on and on about the animation but I have to keep going. The only bad thing I can think of is that in the middle a lot of stuff goes on and it doesn't seem to have a main focus. Other than that this is probably one of my favourite films.

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Miracle on 34th Street (1994)

Hey is it Christmas Already? No, it's not; why did I even say that? OK the only reason I'm reviewing this is because it is a remake and it is remake month. It is time for my review of Miracle on 34th street (1994).

The movie starts with a store called Cole's Department Store giving a Thanksgiving day parade. But the man being Santa Claus in the parade (Jack McGee) is drunk. So he get's replaced at the last minute by a man who claims his name is Kris Kringle (Richard Attenborough). He is so convincing that the woman in charge of the parade named Dorey Walker (Elizabeth Perkins) makes him the Santa Claus for the store. When doing his job, Kris tells people the best stores to find toys. The head of Cole's likes the idea and makes it the stores new gimmick. All the kids in town believe that Kris is the real Santa except Dorey's daughter Susan (Mara Wilson). Dorey's boyfriend Bryan (Dylan McDermott) tries to convince Susan that Kris is the real Santa by taking her to see him at the mall. When she sees Santa she realizes several things: first of all Kris has a real beard, second he can speak a lot of different languages,  thirdly his Santa costume seems authentic, and finally Susan sees him speaking sign language with a deaf girl.

One night Dorey and Bryan go out and get Kris to babysit Susan. Susan asks Kris for a New house, a Father, and a baby brother for Christmas. She says if Kris can get her that, he is the real Santa Claus. Meanwhile Cole's rival store Shoppers Express realizes that Cole's has became more popular. So Shoppers Express hires the man that Kris replaced in the parade to frame Kris for a crime. The man they hired insults Kris and Kris threatens him by raising his cane. But the man fakes getting hit and Kris gets arrested. Everyone is sad and knows Kris is innocent. So a court case is called to decide.

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Bryan calls several people to the stands who say that Kris is the real Santa. But the opposing side calls several people (and a reindeer) who deny the existence of Santa. The next day it looks like Kris is going to lose but Susan gives The Judge (Robert Prosky) a Christmas card with a one dollar bill inside of it. On the bill the words "In god we trust" are circled. The Judge says that if the American government can print that there is a god then the same rules must apply for Santa Claus. Kris is released and Bryon and Dorey get married which means Susan has a father. Kris even buys Susan the house she wanted. The End.

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I think this is a very good movie. Richard Attenborough's performance is a good portrayal of Santa Claus. The movie has all the heart of the original. But just one problem, at first it seems to be a normal family movie. But after Kris get's arrested, it get's really really dramatic. But one cheesy montage later it's back to being a normal family film. Other then that it seems to be a good film.

Changes From Original: The two stores are totally different in this version. The villain instead of the crazy psychologist is the head of a rival store. Personally I like the villain in the original better. The reason Kris is released is changed. I don't know which reason is better. The man that Kris replaces has a bigger role in this. In the original the girl just wanted a house not a house, a father, and a brother.

Which is Better: I think the original is better. While I do like this one I feel that the original did have more heart to it. The girl in the original did the character of cynical nonbeliever better (Mara Wilson came off as a bit too cutesie). So in my opinion I think the original is better.

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